A woman writes to the IT Technical Support Guy…

Dear Tech Support,

Last Year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5.0, MONEY 3.0, and Football 4.1. c

Conversion 8.0 no longer runs and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system..Please note that I have tried running Nagging5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

Whatcan I do?

TECH SUPPORT REPLY:

Dear Madam:

First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is and Entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears6.2 and do not to forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.  If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should automatically run the applications Flowers 3.5 and jewelry 2.0.  However, remember overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Silence 2.5 or Beer 6.1.  Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all of your system resources).

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program.   These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.  You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.  We recommend Cooking 3.0 and Hot Looks 7.7.

Good Luck Madam!